Lab Notes on the exceptional Lie group $E_8$ at the prime $2$ \author[C. W. Wilkerson]{Clarence W. Wilkerson, Jr.} \dedicatory{Dedicated to Morton L. Curtis (1921-1989).} \address{Department of Mathematics, Purdue University, West Lafayette, Indiana 47907-1395} \thanks{Thanks to the National Science Foundation, Purdue University, Johns Hopkins University, and Fukuoka University for financial support during this research and the 2000 sabbatical of the author. Thanks to the Clay Foundation for travel support during this research.} \email{wilker@math.purdue.edu} This is an account of the author's use of computer algebra tools to explore the structure of the maximal elementary abelian $2$-subgroups of the exceptional Lie group $E_8$. The principal result obtained thus far by these methods is that any rank $8$ connected $2$-compact group $(BX,X)$ with Weyl group isomorphic to that of the exceptional Lie group $E_8$ has its normalizer of the maximal torus isomorphic to that of $E_8$ at the prime $2$. Similar results hold for the comparison of possible exotic forms of $G_2$, $DI(4)$, $F_4$, and $E_7/\Center(E_7)$ to the standard forms.\\ Corollaries of this result include that the Krull dimension of the mod $2$ cohomology of such $BX$ is $9$ and that the cohomology ring is not Cohen-Macaulay. \\